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Coupon Commandments - Compiled by CLAM members

  1. Nobody's a perfect couponer unless they're not a couponer
  2. I will only print 2 coupons at any given time!
  3. I will never try for overage!
  4. Never return anything either!
  5. I will strive to distract the cashier so that I can get overage on a BOGO coupon every chance I get!
  6. Mind your own buisness
  7. THou Shall always have a stockplile and buy more than 1
  8. Thou shall not attach 3 coupons to 1 item
  9. Always make every effort to find pdf coupons
  10. I will clear the shelf any chance I get so ONLY I can take advantage of any deal. Screw the rest.
  11. Take all tearpad
  12. Bribe your cashiers with coupons
  13. Thou shall using target coupons at WAG/RA/CVS and interchange the coupons
  14. thou shall always let your manager know who's really boss
  15. thou shall always hide items behind the Depends for later
  16. thou shalt not judge other couponers
  17. we shall have no morals
  18. we have to bc we are waiting on coupons from ebay.. LOL
  19. Thou shalt make every effort to use expired store coupons
  20. Though shall leave cart full of items at register when cashier is being a bitch and say "Have fun putting these items back" in a self righteous voice while flipping your hair, turning on your heels and gliding out of the store in a lady-like fashion. ending that sentence with #justsaying
  21. Thou shalt know every RA/CVS/Wags location within 50 miles
  22. thou should drive around to every store to get every deal
  23. Thou shall insult cashiers mom if asked where said coupons were obtained from. (that's Robs commandment)
  24. Alwaays skip an important function, wedding funeral, if there is a big sale at RA!
  25. thou shall walk OUT of the store after profiling a HERO(Saima inspired)
  26. Thou shall always know who's on shift before going to the store. You must know the store schedule better than the managers
  27. Thou shall always have a "dummy store"
  28. thou shalt tell the cashier just scan it
  29. thou shall flirt
  30. Thou shalt know the keys to push a coupon through and instruct new cashiers. This both engenders trust and gets what you want
  31. Never  buy your kid what he wants if it'll make your transaction go above zero!
  32. i get MAD at my husband for throwing in a soda, muckin up my goose eggs
  33. If your baby needs formula and it's not on sale and has no coupon...OH WELL! (same with diapers)
  34. thou shall laugh at the impatient customers behind them and say.. Have Several Seats
  35. thou shall rip out all coupons you see in mags, books, products
  36. thou shall never stand up to the master
  37. thou shall threaten to call corporate
  38. If your kids want to go to the park or the movies....tell them, are you crazy.....it's the last day for the sales at RA and CVS - you know  mOmmy has better things to do!
  39. movies? are you kidding me! theres no coupons for that!
  40. Don't go to the store to smuggle in candy, just go to the stockpile
  41. i will ditch my in laws over a deal ANYDAY
  42. thou shalt never buy anything you dont have a coupon or overage for
  43. also, thou shall always buy bonus packs in your deals
  44. Thou shall always try coupon families when using coupons, you just never
  45. know which coupon will work
  46. Thou shall take one for the team once in a while to test deals
  47. Thou shall have at least 20 or so email accounts!

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Comment by Joanne (M) on October 6, 2012 at 12:34am

Now we can play a matching game called "Guess which Clam member said which commandment!!" :D

Comment by Saima Perron on October 6, 2012 at 12:38am

ha ha LOVE IT !!

Comment by KMP (M) on October 6, 2012 at 12:39am

20. and 30. my favorite ones~ This is hilarious and yet so true...just sayin lol

Comment by chep collins on October 6, 2012 at 1:03am

LOL! Thou shall abid with all the commandments .... I am loving them. Funny but sooooo true. A true couponer. Hahaha! nice job on the commandments

Comment by Madelyn M. on October 6, 2012 at 4:08am

That is awesome!!! lol I also plead the fifth! ;-) 

Comment by Bree on October 6, 2012 at 6:43am

This was so much fun 

Comment by boris on October 6, 2012 at 6:59am
LOL!
Comment by Moepayton on October 6, 2012 at 7:03am

Ba ha ha! Love it, love it!!! :)

Comment by Macarena White on October 6, 2012 at 8:20am

Hilarious!!!

Comment by Manic_Couponer on October 6, 2012 at 8:45am

Love it. So funny yet so true.

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